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President Donald Trump

Undocumented immigrants will be sent to Mexico to dig holes

2017-03-23
By: Jenna Scarbrough
On: March 23, 2017
In: Columns, Opinions
With: 0 Comments

SATIRE FROM THE SCARBROUGH REPORT In his speech addressing members of Congress last week, President Donald Trump laid out his plans for dealing with immigration. In addition to the infamous wall, which has been temporarily delayed, Trump plans to send all undocumented workers “back” to Mexico to fulfill their trueContinue Reading

Trump to assemble army, blow up the sun

2017-02-02
By: Jenna Scarbrough
On: February 2, 2017
In: Columns, Opinions
With: 0 Comments

President Donald Trump’s recent attempts to blackout and defund major parts of the Environmental Protection Agency have not proven significant enough, said Press Secretary Sean Spicer. The White House will therefore take a more drastic approach to maintain control by eliminating the sun and blacking out the entire world. TheContinue Reading

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