Undocumented immigrants will be sent to Mexico to dig holes

Undocumented immigrants will be sent to Mexico to dig holes

SATIRE FROM THE SCARBROUGH REPORT In his speech addressing members of Congress last week, President Donald Trump laid out his plans for dealing with immigration. In addition to the infamous […]

 

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