I just watched a seven-hour long video of a train ride. I suppose to be semantically correct I should say that I finished a seven-hour…
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It’s about that time of the semester again. The snow has melted, you want to go outside, but you can’t because all the professors seem…
It was like any given Wednesday afternoon in Anderson Commons. I was tossing french fries back and scrolling through Twitter when I should have been…
I am here today to present my defense for one of the most contemptible, inoffensively unexceptional characters in recent television history. His name is Mark…
I’ve never played Fortnite. All I know about the game is what I see on Twitter or glimpses on my friend’s TVs. I do know…
This one’s about pop culture feuds. Scratch that. This one’s about pop culture wars. In the 60s, it was the Beatles vs. the Stones. In…
Ten minutes before sitting down to write this, I finished watching an episode from New Girl’s second season on Netflix. More appropriately, I finished re-watching…
Look at you! You’ve had a terrific All Hallow’s Eve! You danced your heart out, or at least until you got too sweaty; you didn’t…
Look at you. You’re bored. You’re bored! All you want to do is scream! And shout! And do all the other things will.i.am and Britney…
Look at you! You have almost five weeks of experience in a political science course! Wowie, what are you the freakin’ ambassador to the United…